Ted Milligan: United!

A live mockumentary from character comedian Ted Milligan, following a fictional football club’s chaos after being bought by a six-year-old billionaire.

“Ted Milligan is a star” – Rolling Stone

Crubchester United Football Club is at rock bottom, relegated to the ignominy of non-league football. Then the club is purchased by a six-year-old billionaire—and everything changes. Can the team win promotion?

Character comedian Ted Milligan presents a live mockumentary following fervent fans, oligarch owners and pitiful players.

• Date & time: Fri 10 April 8.00pm
• Tickets: Full £15; Concessions £14 (plus a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket)

The venue opens 30 minutes before the start time; late admission may not be possible.